Marcella, Unstarched by arcsupport (Teen and Up | ~2,200 words)
Sherlock’s bare arms are braced on either side of him, so close that John can feel the heat from his skin. Any moment now. Any moment. Something terrible is going to happen.
Gratuitous arm porn, a nod to one of my favorite bands, and a bit of DIY gone super-sexy. Can’t really ask for much more, can you?
Unrealistic as it was, John liked the idea of being Sherlock’s first; he’s not sure how he feels about being Sherlock’s four hundred and twenty-first. Or possibly five hundredth, since Sherlock apparently didn’t bother keeping count while sleeping with half of London. “Twelve, twenty, even thirty people is a pretty average number. Once you hit the hundreds, you’ve become the whore of Babylon.”
John says it before he really thinks it through - calling someone a whore is probably the fastest way to make sure they’ll never sleep with you again - but Sherlock’s wearing that surprised, pleased expression that means he’s flattered.
“You know, most people wouldn’t take it as a compliment.”
“You wouldn’t have said it if you thought I’d honestly be offended,” Sherlock says and John chooses to believe that’s true. Even if he knows it really isn’t. “Most scholars believe the whore of Babylon was a coded reference to Rome, a bustling, metropolitan city of the time. If you compared me to London, I’d take it as a compliment. This is the same thing.”
It’s really not, John thinks but he doesn’t have the heart, or the cruelty, to say it.
Everyone Has One by roquentine (Explicit)
John supposes that no sight should surprise him upon entering their flat anymore, but this one does.
Sherlock is flounced lazily on the sofa, staring at the ceiling, lost in thought.
That’s not surprising. What’s surprising is what he’s doing. Which is running a knife, a gorgeous, gleaming knife, up and down the inside of his forearm, back and forth, like he’s absent-mindedly spreading butter on his own arm.
Warning for a teeny, tiny bit of blood, but mostly just 2,000 words of Sherlock cutting John’s clothing off in a mindblowingly hot manner. Have a bucket of cold water at the ready.
Rating:
Pull the Stars from the Sky by roane (Explicit)
It’s the fall of 2000, and to help him out after his military career has ended due to injury, John Watson’s sister Harriet gets him a job as US tour manager for rising star of the industrial scene and enfant terrible, Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock’s not long out of rehab and there are plenty of doubts as to whether he’s serious about recovery. Plus, the music industry is shaking in its boots over the Napster mess. All John has to do is keep the money coming in and make sure his star doesn’t screw things up. After the army, that should be easy, right?
A promising new WIP with a refreshingly novel concept. Keep your eyes peeled for updates!

Oh, anon, you have made my night. I hardly EVER get asked about recs despite how much time I’ve spent reading nothing but porn so this is a treat. Skype porn, you say?
And lastly, it’s not Skype porn per se, but it’s kinda in the same realm.
I hope these were kinda what you were looking for and please, don’t be a stranger. /creepysmile
WORK IN PROGRESS, CHECK BACK OFTEN >:)
There are few things I love more than Sherlock, and unsurprisingly, one of those things is Sherlock PORN. This is where I’ll (try to) regularly rec stuff that makes me go weak in the knees and tight in the trousers (I have an imaginary penis that is capable of having imaginary erections, OKAY??)
I don’t really have the motivation to write a blurb for each and every one I rec and I know it sounds completely arrogant to say, but if I’m recc’ing it, I promise you that it’ll be good (in terms of plot, grammar, filth, fluff, WHATEVER. IT’S QUALITY). I don’t really read mindless, bad smut though, so if you’re looking for that, you’re S.O.L.. That being said, the majority of this is extremely well-written smut, so if that’s your bag, I think you’ll be happy. Lastly, even if you are the kind of person who doesn’t usually read fluff or h/c, I demand you read the ones I’ve linked because I said so. The end.
tl;dr GIANT PORN DUMP THAT IS KINDA ORGANIZED AND REGULARLY (READ:OFTEN) UPDATED
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So Sweet It’ll Give You a Toothache
- Let You Kiss Me (So Sweet And So Soft) by out_there (G) Starring a lot of lovely kissing and a perplexed John. “The first time Sherlock kisses him, John keeps his eyes open, and so does Sherlock, and mostly, he wonders what Sherlock could possibly be up to.”
- Inroads by emungere (G) “Sherlock is one of those people who is always exceptionally warm, constantly emitting body heat.”
- The Art of Flat-Sharing by out_there (G) Fluffy domesticity and a very annoyed yet patient John. “Everybody likes John Watson. He’s down-to-earth and unassuming, and standing next to Sherlock, well… It’s no wonder everyone assumes Sherlock’s the horrific flatmate.”
- Self Control by entanglednow (Teen and Up) “In which John investigates.”
- Burn Pattern by what_alchemy (Teen and Up) “’You should grow a moustache,’ Sherlock said. In which there is a small disagreement.”
- No Mushrooms Please Series by lbmisscharlie (G) So. Much. Fluff.
- Blame the Dim Sum by kaalee (Teen and Up) “John’s first (coherent) thought is to blame the dim sum. There’s no other explanation.”
- Sometimes by belovedmuerto (Teen and Up) “Pure, undiluted fluff. And some snogging on the couch.”
- Kissing John Watson by misslucyjane (Teen and Up) “Some days, Sherlock just wants to kiss John.”
- The Importance of Eating Meals by skyremains (Teen and Up) “John asks Sherlock to text him what he had for lunch/dinner when he’s in the surgery so John can keep track of Sherlock’s eating habits.”
- Mastermind by fengirl88 (Teen and Up) ” Scenes from the life in 221b Baker Street: ‘a cracked kind of domesticity.’ Who says a quiet night in has to be boring?”
- Subtleties That We Are Not Aware Of by belovedmuerto (Teen and Up) “The first time Sherlock kisses John; the first (and second) time(s) John kisses Sherlock.”
- Body Parts by nishizono (Mature) “They’re at dinner when Sherlock’s fingertips brush the back of his hand. It’s an innocent touch, meant to divert his attention away from his lo mein and back at Sherlock where it belongs, but the way his body reacts is anything but chaste.”
- It Only Takes a Moment by misslucyjane (Mature) “It only takes a moment for everything to change.”
- I Prefer to Text by ellie_hell (Teen and Up/Crossposted under ALL-TIME FAVORITES) “Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.”
Someone’s Always Either Jealous or Confused
- In Which John is Attractive and Sherlock is Angry by kim47 (PG) Sherlock is one jealous, jealous consulting Detective.
- High Tide by stardust_made (Teen and Up) In which one Peter Tobias-Smith causes a rift. Its sequels: Let Me Take You There (Explicit) and In June (Explicit).
- On the Tip of his Tongue by dogpoet (Explicit) “Sherlock can’t stop thinking about John’s tongue.”
- Need Special Handling by belovedmuerto (Teen and Up/Crossposted under Playing Doctor)
- To Quote Malcolm Tucker; or, Get The Fuck In or Fuck The Fuck Off by kim47 (Teen and Up) “Sherlock is a cockblocker and a prick tease and John is not amused.”
- Two Points by Speranza (Teen and Up) “’Look,’ Sherlock began again, ‘you keep saving my life. And touching me,’ and hm, that wasn’t as conclusive as it had seemed in his head.”
- An Exercise in Futility by Alizarin_NYC (Explicit) “John can’t take it anymore and he’s moving out. Really.”
- Don’t by Alizarin_NYC (Mature/CHECK WARNINGS) “Everything would be fine if Sherlock would just stop doing that thing that requires John to stop him.”
- Obsession, Appassionado by yeomanrand (Explicit) “John is late, and he hasn’t called, and Sherlock works himself into a state.”
Dude Looks Like a Lady
- Bikini: Extended Edition by entanglednow (Explicit) “‘This morning I woke up to find Sherlock in my bikini.’”
- Yes and No by emungere (Explicit/Crossposted under All Time Favorites) “’Yes, it’s for a case. No, I derive no sexual gratification from it.’”
- Butterfly by dogpoet (Explicit) “Sherlock borrows John’s razor, ostensibly for a case. John gets turned on. A misunderstanding ensues. And then a mystery is solved.”
‘Cause Every Girl is Crazy ‘Bout a Sharp Dressed Man
- Fa Subito by kim47 (Explicit) “John wears a suit. Sherlock finds it extremely distracting.”
- Sharp Dressed Man by Kate_Lear (Explicit) “Sherlock is very appreciative of how John looks in a suit.”
- The Blown Fuse by atlinmerrick (Explicit) “’Good god, your shoulders John, your shoulders.’”
- Uniform by entanglednow (Explicit) “In which Sherlock plays dress-up and John gets distracted.”
Touching You, Touching Me
- The Voyeurism Experiment by veronamay (Mature) “He hasn’t tossed off this much in years.”
- Shocking Series by Celebratory Penguin (Explicit) “Follows Season One finale, “The Great Game.” John is shocked by what happens after Sherlock pulls the trigger, but that’s nothing compared to the shock he experiences when they get home.”
- Something Borrowed by ellie_hell (Mature) “Sometimes, when John leaves the flat, Sherlock uses one of his possession to indulge in a little bit of autoeroticism.”
In Another World
- Academic Eros by deuxexmycroft (Explicit | WIP) Quite possibly my favorite Student/Teacher fic ever. “It’s John’s last year doing theory at university before he starts training in a hospital. But to get there, he first has to pass the infamous Dr Sherlock Holmes’ Biochemistry paper…”
- Blue Veins by lbmisscharlie (G) “If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”
- The Backwards Alphabet by dltoro (Mature) “An in-depth account of one interesting night in the life of John Watson, a second-year medical student at St Bart’s.”
- Floriography by lbmisscharlie (Mature) “Sherlock is a florist and he’s doing the flowers at the wedding of John Watson and Mary Morstan. John’s about to marry his best friend in the world. He’s happy, in love, and content with Mary. So why can’t he get tall, enigmatic man who did the flowers at his wedding out of his mind?”
- Amateurs by lbmisscharlie (Explicit) “Wherein John and Sherlock did not meet at Bart’s. Instead, they meet in a seedy studio for a bit of gay-for-pay amateur porn.” Sounds potentially cheesy, right? If by ‘cheesy,’ you mean ‘ridiculously, mindblowingly hot,’ then yes, very, very cheesy.
- Seven Out of Seven Royal Marines Agree by abundantlyqueer (Explicit) “AU of an AU. In some twisted universe that superficially looks like the Two Two One Bravo Baker universe, John tells Sherlock that the only way Sherlock gets to top him is if Sherlock ‘works his way up through the ranks.’”
- Whirlwind by rubyofkukundu (Explicit) ” It’s the mid-90s! John meets Sherlock in a club.” And its equally wonderful sequel, All That Life Can Afford (Explicit).
- The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie-hell (Mature) “Mummy has arranged Mycroft’s marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.”
- Latest Found, Ever New Delight by mesmiranda (Teen and Up)
- From the Long Ago and Far Away Series, That Certain Night by lotherington (Mature) “WWII AU in which John is an army doctor and Sherlock is a codebreaker at Bletchley Park. Instalments are below in reading order.” Make sure to read the following installments because they are just SUPERB.
- The Engagement by the deadparrot (Explicit) “From the prompt: For political reasons, King Mycroft has his younger brother, Prince Sherlock, betrothed to a foreigner, Prince John. Sherlock is all, “How about no” until he actually meets his husband-to-be.”
- The Encounter Series by s0mmerspr0ssen (Explicit/CHECK WARNINGS/Crossposted under Master and Servant) “John is a burglar who lives off what he steals. One day, he breaks into 221B, Baker Street thinking that it’s empty. It’s not empty: Sherlock Holmes is having a self-bondage session.”
- Performance In a Leading Role by madlori (Mature) “Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winner in the midst of a career slump. John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in the rom-com ghetto. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new independent drama, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance make its way into the real world?”
Blame it on the Alcohol
- That’s the Spirit by Alizarin_NYC (Teen and Up) “He came into the flat and there was Sherlock, sprawled on the sofa surrounded by a mess of his own making, only today’s mess seemed to consist of a coffee table full of empty beer cans, glasses, and a half-bottle of whiskey.”
- An Absolute Pain by rallalon (Teen and Up) “Coming home drunk to Sherlock Holmes was not, nor ever would be, a wise decision. Certain things, he would simply have to teach John the hard way.”
- No Place Like Home by Mazarin221B (Explicit) “John would like a shower. He feels like he’s sweating whiskey and the longer he sits in the room with Sherlock the worse it gets. Does he have to be so…languid all the time? John can’t even cross the room without staring these days.”
Let’s Get Physical
- Sparring Partners by TheInevitableConclusion (Mature) “Sherlock takes John to his gym; John gets a little more than a lesson in boxing.”
Sherlock and his G-String
- Play for Me Tonight by ruyu (Explicit) John asks Sherlock to play for him, with explosive results. Don’t forget its sequel (Explicit).
Playing Doctor
- Milkweed by dogpoet (Explicit) “John had never expected to enjoy taking someone’s blood pressure, but when it was Sherlock’s arm in the cuff, it felt like the sphygmomanometer was whispering all the secrets of that brilliant blood.”
- You’re A Soldier, I’m a Warzone: Episode Two by abundantlyqueer (Explicit) Part of the Warzone series. “Suture porn, John porn, porn porn; irresponsible eroticization of injury, violent death, and John’s pissy-face.”
- Physical by Boeshane42 (Explicit/crossposted under Asexy Asexuality) “All this time, all his efforts, and he’d had it all backwards; Sherlock is capable of sexual arousal (even with company), but it’s the clinical touch that stimulates him rather than the sexual one.”
- De Facto by pennydreadful (Explicit) “John thinks he has a normal sex life with Sherlock until of course he doesn’t. If Sherlock can invent his own job, he can invent his own fetish.”
- Need Special Handling by belovedmuerto (Teen and Up/Crossposted under Someone’s Always Either Jealous or Confused)
- Heirloom by what_alchemy (Explicit) “Sherlock finds John’s grandfather’s stethoscope.”
- Precious and Fragile Things by belovedmuerto (Teen and Up) “It’s very hot in the flat.”
Master and Servant
- If I Fell by thedeadparrot (Explicit) “Sherlock knows that John sleeps with men. That much is obvious.”
- Illusion is the First of All Pleasures by lbmisscharlie (Mature) A bit of masturbation, voyeurism, power plays, all the good things. There isn’t and whips or chains in this, but John is a bit, er, dominating. “John convinces Sherlock to strip for him via webcam.”
- The View From the Top by stardust_made (Explicit)
- The Upper Hand by sideris (Explicit) “Two silly buggers and a riding crop. What can possibly go wrong?”
- Tagged by e_lucy_date (Explicit/Crossposted under ALL-TIME FAVORITES) “Sherlock stands before him, barefoot, breathing hard and awaiting further instruction. John tilts his head to the side, folds his hands in his lap. ‘You’ve got my dog tags on, haven’t you?’”
- Radiance by den_of_folly (Explicit) “Beauty is subjective, but Sherlock is crafted of impossibilities and spun glass.” And it’s sort of companions, Panegyrical (Explicit) and Zingiber (explicit).
- Hush by dogpoet (Explicit) “Masking tape. Earplugs. Lube. Sherlock has the evening all planned out.”
- Ask Series by emungere (Explicit) “Sherlock had never given him any assurance or safety or kindness or care. If Sherlock wanted to watch him fall, then he would fall.”
- Working in Absolutesby den_of_folly (Explicit) “There are things that transcend ‘want’ and ‘like’ and head directly into ‘need’”
- Transport by thisprettywren (Explicit) “It wasn’t always comfortable, this transport of his; sometimes he just needed to get off.”
- Breath and Shadow by thisprettywren (Explicit) “‘John.’ The grin that splits Sherlock’s face is razor-sharp. ‘If it weren’t dangerous, I wouldn’t need you.’”
- Turpentine and Patches by thisprettywren (Explicit) “John finds himself on the business end of an experiment. And a riding crop.”
- Trust Issues by thisprettywren (Explicit) “Sherlock devises a trust exercise. All John has to do is follow instructions; if there’s anyone who knows how to give instructions, it’s Sherlock.“
- Undisclosed by mistyzeo (Mature) “Sherlock has some strange ideas about the nature of their relationship. Particularly, that John is his sub. But he neglected to inform John about this”
- Between Two Lungs by thedeadparrot (Explicit) “Sherlock discovers one of his own kinks.”
- The Encounter Series by s0mmerspr0ssen (Explicit/CHECK WARNINGS/Crossposted under In Another World) “John is a burglar who lives off what he steals. One day, he breaks into 221B, Baker Street thinking that it’s empty. It’s not empty: Sherlock Holmes is having a self-bondage session.”
- Empirical Method by lbmisscharlie (Explicit)
- Things You Don’t Tell Me Series by etothepii (Explicit) “The first time he sees Sherlock’s driving license, Lestrade is sure it’s a skilled forgery, though why Sherlock would want the little black S as his role instead of a D, he has no idea.”
- Dublin by lotherington (Explicit) “Two words: Skype porn.”
- Oh, But You’re An Explosion by mardia (Explicit) “’The thing that’s confusing John is the look on Sherlock’s face—it’s the expression John’s privately taken to calling his ‘detecting face’, but it’s been a while since Sherlock’s turned it on him.’”
Asexy Asexuality
- Unusual Symmetryby mresundance (Mature/CHECK WARNINGS) “John understands Sherlock.”
- Breakfast at 221B by AJHall (Teen and Up) “A Sherlock conversation, over breakfast.”
- Your Moral Crisis is Stupid by etothepii (Explicit) “Sherlock is asexual. John is not. Possibly, Sherlock should have told him this before they had sex.”
- What Makes Us Rich by flawedamythyst “Sherlock attempts an experiment and John gives something up.”
- Physical by Boeshane42 (Explicit/crossposted under Playing Doctor) “All this time, all his efforts, and he’d had it all backwards; Sherlock is capable of sexual arousal (even with company), but it’s the clinical touch that stimulates him rather than the sexual one.”
Bath Time is Very Dirty
- Prelude by entanglednow (Mature) “‘Is there any particular reason I have to be in here while you’re having a bath?’”
- I Got Mine by quamquam20 (Explicit) “Sherlock has figured out why John takes so long in the shower.”
- Water by entanglednow (Teen and Up) “There are organs on the third shelf of the fridge again.”
- Presumed Guilty by entanglednow (Mature) “The shower isn’t really big enough for two.”
- Bathtime by rubyofkukundu (Explicit) “John catches Sherlock in the bath, but everything remains absolutely normal.”
♪ ♫ Feels Like the First Time ♪ ♫
- A New Experiment by theimprobable1 (Explicit) “Virgin!Sherlock and John try to have sex for the first time. It doesn’t go quite as planned.”
John’s Big, Sexy Gun
- You’re A Soldier, I’m a Warzone: Episode One by abundantlyqueer (Explicit) “Gun porn, John porn, porn porn.”
- You’re A Soldier, I’m a Warzone: Arms Race by abundantlyqueer (Explicit) “My OT3: John/Sherlock/John’s gun.”
- Say Yes by mmon (Explicit) “’Do you have the safety on, John?’”
mazarin221b’s Secret Closet Shrine
Another beyond fantastic writer whose writing I will never stop squeeing over: mazarin221b. If you have a few extra hours to spend, I suggest reading ALL her stuff.
- I Mean I Need to Love (Explicit) “John tries to get Sherlock’s attention. He succeeds spectacularly well.”
- Beauty Shot (Explicit) “Sherlock spent some time in/after uni modeling underwear. Over 10 years later, some pictures are unearthed - by Donovan.”
- Diaphanous (Explicit) Skype sexy-times.
- No Place Like Home (Explicit) “John would like a shower. He feels like he’s sweating whiskey and the longer he sits in the room with Sherlock the worse it gets.”
- Spider to the Fly Series (Explicit) “You know what they say about subs having all of the power? You better believe it. Sherlock decides total conquest is in order to get what he wants.”
- Take Me Through the Night (Explicit) “Sherlock makes a startling proposition, and well, they’re both mature, experienced adults, right? What’s another one-night stand, anyway?”
- Beauty Shot (Explicit) “Sally discovers some of Sherlock’s old modeling pictures - including the ad he did for Calvin Klein back in the 90s. John recognizes that ad, oh, does he ever.”
- A Little Less Competition (Explicit) “John and Sherlock engage in a little friendly competition.”
Honestly. Just check out her page and read EVERYTHING she’s ever published.
abundantlyqueer’s Worship Corner
If you aren’t aware of abudantlyqueer’s existence, well, I pity you because you haven’t experienced John/Sherlock until you’ve read any and all of her stuff. She has her own giant chunk on this page because she is just that fucking fantastic.
The Warzone Series
- You’re A Soldier, I’m a Warzone: Episode One (Explicit/Crossposted under John’s Big, Sexy Gun) “Post-episode story for A Study in Pink.”
- You’re A Soldier, I’m a Warzone: Episode Two (Explicit/Crossposted under Playing Doctor) ”Suture porn, John porn, porn porn; irresponsible eroticization of injury, violent death, and John’s pissy-face.”
- You’re A Soldier, I’m a Warzone: Arms Race (Explicit/Crossposted under John’s Big, Sexy Gun) ”My OT3: John/Sherlock/John’s gun.”
- Seven Out of Seven Royal Marines Agree (Explicit/Crossposted under In Another World) One of the hottest, dirtiest, things I’ve ever read. “AU of an AU. In some twisted universe that superficially looks like the Two Two One Bravo Baker universe, John tells Sherlock that the only way Sherlock gets to top him is if Sherlock ‘works his way up through the ranks.’”
Best Laid Series
- Best Laid Etc (pt 1) (Explicit/Crossposted under ALL-TIME FAVORITES) “Sherlock has all the information he needs … and information is all anyone needs, right?”
- Best Laid Etc (pt 2) (Explicit/Crossposted under ALL-TIME FAVORITES) “It doesn’t matter if you’re looking for a fight, John’s staff sergeant used to say. What matters is if the other guy is looking for one.”
Heartbreak Hotel
- Something Borrowed by Elster (Explicit) “The first time John and Sherlock have sex is when they are both getting dressed up for John’s wedding.”
- 26 Pieces by Lanning (Explicit/Crossposted under ALL-TIME FAVORITES) “Mycroft gives Sherlock the apparently simple task of solving a puzzle box containing a stolen microchip. It isn’t simple.”
- Alone on the Water by Mad_Lori (the lovely madlori) (G/CHECK WARNINGS) One of the saddest, if not THE saddest stories I’ve ever read. Not for the overly emotionally-invested fan. “Sherlock Holmes never expected to live a long life, but he never imagined that it would end like this.”
- History Is What You’ve Travelled On by tartanfics (Teen and Up) “John always has to remind himself that Sherlock has done things in the last three years that John still knows nothing about.”
- Krokodil [interlude] by Pinkcabbage (Explicit) “They grin at each other, breathless, and John realises just how glad he is that he’s not standing over the silly sod’s body in the hospital morgue right now”
- Close Enough by Resonant (Explicit) “Rescuing Sherlock is not for the fainthearted.”
- The Grace Stories by mresundance (Explicit/CHECK WARNINGS) ”…how dark and dangerous, how deep, this wound of warmth and trust. Sherlock tells John a secret.”
- real:imagine by what_alchemy (Teen and up/POSSIBLE TW FOR SUICIDE) “Sherlock and John help each other out.”
♪ ♫ You’re My Best Friend ♪ ♫
- Definition by theimprobable1 (Teen and Up) “What happens when Sherlock gets himself a boyfriend, and how it affects his friendship with John.”
- Stating the Obvious by theimprobable1 (G) “Romance is always more important than friendship, no matter how deep the friendship is.”
A Bit Uncategorizeable
- Release by pennydreadful (Explicit) “Orgasm denial…FOR SCIENCE!”
- One, Two, Three by pennydreadful (Explicit) “John reflects on a relationship. And this time, he tortures the walls.”
- Talk About the Blind Leading the Visually Challenged by pforte (Mature) “Sherlock is being a sociopath and not willing to share, and John plays with fire. Miraculously, it all works out.”
- Amazing Things by Kate_Lear (Explicit) “John can do amazing things with his tongue.”
- Up in Smoke by Alizarin_NYC (Explicit) “John comes home from the hospital and there are several things he notices.”
- Typographical Errors, Sherlock Holmes Style by Kate_Lear (Explicit) “John is good at multitasking. Sherlock, not so much.”
- The Poltergeist of 221B by dltoro (Explicit) “John finds that someone has been hacking into his blog and leaving comments…”
- Someone Else’s Heart by thisprettywren (Explicit) “A crime scene, a rainstorm, and something they both should have known all along.”
- Rimming by spikeface (Explicit) The title speaks for itself, yeah?
- For Science by nishizono (Explicit) “The fact that he’s stretched out on the settee and staring at the ceiling isn’t unusual. The fact that he’s naked, however, is.”
- Senseless by nishizono (Explicit) “Sherlock experiences John with all five senses.”
- Nine New Messages by nishizono (Explicit) Text-Sex at its best. “The trials and tribulations of a busy doctor whose boyfr— er, flatmate is a texting addict.”
- Splitting the Atom by dogpoet (Explicit) “If there’s one thing Sherlock has learnt, it’s not to trust what people tell him. He always, always trusts the evidence instead, even when it comes to John.”
- Give Me the Quiet Things (Parts 1-3) by den_of_folly (Explicit) “John had never been afraid of asking “What’s the worst that can happen?” He was pretty sure he’d already seen it.”
- Signs of Attachment by den_of_folly (Explicit) “All the reasons Sherlock’s a crap flatmate (but clearly articulates his intentions).
- Revolutions by den_of_folly (Explicit) “Sherlock’s having trouble with sleep and John’s having problems with the application of altruism.”
- Anterograde by berlynn_wohl (Explicit) “’Are you saying you wanted to have sex with the statue?’”
- Bookshelf Sonata by mistyzeo (Explicit) “John is looking for a book, and Sherlock changes his plans.”
- Some People Find Dodgy Dancing Sexy by mistyzeo (Explicit)
- Three Instances in Bed by Ark (Explicit) “’If we do this I won’t go back,’ John says before he can stop himself from making that clear.”
- High Voltage by thedeadparrot (Explicit) “John. Sherlock. A gay club.”
- The Curious Case of the Howl in the Night by sideris (Explicit)
- Applied Linguistics by what_alchemy (Mature) “Sherlock searches for the right words.”
- Traffic Lights for the Colour Blind by lavvyan (Teen and Up) “In which it’s not the war John is missing, Sherlock needs to find new ways to hang on to his flatmate, and Moriarty tries to get himself a pet of his own.”
- Timeline by entanglednow (Explicit) “There are certain things you have to get used to when you share a bed with Sherlock Holmes.”
- Rolling in the Deep by Sirona (Mature) “Sherlock decides it’s really the best idea ever to trail a suspect to Manchester’s Canal Street and straight into a bar. And of course, once there, covers must be upheld.” Don’t forget its equally awesome sequel, You Put Your Arms Around Me and I’m Home (Explicit).
- Extrapolation by louiex (Mature) “When faced with a problem that has far too many considerable answers, scientific inquiry is a must to limit the breadth of results.”
- The Case Archive by Pyjamapants (Explicit/CHECK WARNINGS) “While trying to locate cases with deaths caused by Moriarty, Sherlock finds a file that could change everything.”
Talk Dirty to Me
- Vox by quamquam20 (Explicit) “John has a bit of a thing for Sherlock’s voice. Sherlock tells John explicitly what hes going to do to him.”
- A Turn of Phrase by pennydreadful (Explicit) “Sherlock’s libido has rekindled after a dormant spell and he thinks it’s time he and John have sex. John agrees. Smut and much filthy talk ensues.”
- Hotline by pennydreadful (Explicit) “Sherlock makes a couple phone calls.”
- L’Instict Suffit by Kate_Lear (Explicit) “Sherlock speaks French during sex.”
- Narcissus by atlinmerrick (Explicit) “It started with a bang, he ended with a whimper.”
- Voice Over by atlinmerrick (Explicit) “Sherlock was so mad at John he wasn’t speaking to him. As in not speaking. Did you hear that part? About Sherlock? Being silent? Do you know how hard that is for him?”
The Great Outdoors
- Five Go Camping (Teen and Up) “Sherlock, John, Lestrade, Sally and Anderson have to share a tent for the night.”
His Dark Passenger
- Savagely Brutal and Utterly Divine by ptelfolone (Explicit/READ WARNINGS)
- Secondary Education (Chapters 1-4) by den_of_folly (Explicit/VERY DISTURBING IMAGES CHECK WARNINGS) “‘You look so pretty in your distress, you just make me want to hurt you more.’”
- A Thorough Examination / In Depth by emungere (Explicit/VERY DISTURBING IMAGERY BE SURE TO READ WARNINGS) ”Sherlock watched John’s mouth as that smile slid away too quickly. There had been something there, something he’d not had time to analyze.”
- Numina by thisprettywren (Explicit/CHECK WARNINGS) “John had never really been one for the path of least resistance, anyway.”
- Autopsisby spikeface (Explicit/CHECK WARNINGS/Crossposted under ALL-TIME FAVORITES)
ALL-TIME FAVORITES THAT MUST BE READ NO MATTER WHAT
- The Paradox Series by wordstrings (Explicit) Don’t question it, just read them ALL.
- Best Laid Etc (pt 1) by abundantlyqueer (Explicit) ”Sherlock has all the information he needs … and information is all anyone needs, right?”
- Best Laid Etc (pt 2) by abundantlyqueer (Explicit) “It doesn’t matter if you’re looking for a fight, John’s staff sergeant used to say. What matters is if the other guy is looking for one.”
- House Rules by nishizono (Explicit) “It occurs to John one morning, as he’s moving a thumb out of the microwave and into the refrigerator, that perhaps the time has come for a serious discussion about house rules.”
- Tagged by e_lucy_date (Explicit) “Sherlock stands before him, barefoot, breathing hard and awaiting further instruction. John tilts his head to the side, folds his hands in his lap. ‘You’ve got my dog tags on, haven’t you?’”
- 26 Pieces by Lanning (Explicit) “Mycroft gives Sherlock the apparently simple task of solving a puzzle box containing a stolen microchip. It isn’t simple.”
- Infiltrate (tear down the walls and the gate) by SkipandDi (ladyflowdi) (Explicit) “This is a moment Sherlock will look back to time and again as the future stalks forward; an instance he will use to justify his actions, the decisions he will make.”
- Undercurrents by entanglednow (Explicit) “’There, that’s it, perfect, shut your eyes and don’t move - and don’t speak.’”
- Skewed Data by entanglednow (Mature) “It’s not intentional, not the first time.”
- Yes and No by emungere (Explicit/Crossposted under Dude Looks Like a Lady)”’Yes, it’s for a case. No, I derive no sexual gratification from it.’”
- A Life Well-Livedby Kate_Lear (Explicit)
- The Corners Where Roads Cross by Alizarin_NYC (Explicit) “It begins, as always, with a dead body. To reach the conclusion of the case, however, will require Sherlock and John to let go of what’s reasonable, what’s logical and the things that hold them back.”
- The Progress of Sherlock Holmes by ivyblossom (Explicit) “Sherlock is head over heels for John, but you wouldn’t know it by looking at him.”
- The Shape I Found You In by irisbleufic & moony (Mature/Explicit) “An epistolary post-TGG collaboration, the premise being that this is the first significant separation that John and Sherlock have experienced since becoming flatmates.” And its sequel Lay Me Down (Explicit).
- Behavioural Modification by bendingsignpost (Explicit) “Whatever it took, he was going to make this work.”
- 34 Minutes by bendingsignpost (Teen and Up) “An experiment in eye contact.”
- Deep-Sea Flower by disastrolabe (Teen and Up) “Not long after the events of TGG, John discovers he has a problem. Hint: It starts with L. ” And its sequels, The Icing on the Cake (Mature), Stirred (Mature), Shaken (Explicit), and finally, Pie in the Sky (Explicit).
- There’s A First Time for Everything by Kate_Lear (Explicit) “A series of ‘firsts’ in Sherlock’s life,” and its sequel.
- Thermodynamics Series by entanglednow (Teen and Up-Explicit) “In which there’s no heating and there’s a dead owl in Sherlock’s bed.”
- Autopsis by spikeface (Explicit/CHECK WARNINGS)
- The Whore of Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl by out_there (Explicit) “Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John’s head.”
- Amenable by Resonant (Explicit) “You certainly never forgot who you were kissing with Sherlock.”
- Melting by consultingdepressive (Explicit) “In which the hottest summer on record disturbs Sherlock in one too many ways, ice is a means to an end and what was contained is let loose.”
- Nonverbal Cues by e_lucy_date (Explicit) “It has been months since the incidents of The Great Game and a long time coming when Sherlock appears in John’s bedroom one night.”
- Down the Pub with the Rugby Lads by what_alchemy (Mature) “In which John meets old friends for a pint and Sherlock reads too much.”
- The Cold Song Series by Eldritchhorrors (Explicit/CHECK WARNINGS) “When Moriarty told Sherlock that he would cut the heart out of him, he failed to mention that someone of his acquaintance already had.”
- The Deepest Secret Nobody Knows (Explicit) “Sherlock has been gone from Baker Street for exactly 388 days. When he returns, nothing is quite the way he expected it to be.”
- How John Watson Comes Home by Ark (Explicit) “They had tried, they really had, but the innate physicality between them was something even Sherlock couldn’t describe in terms of chemistry.”
- Pieces of Eight by sheffiesharpe (Explicit) “It begins as an argument about the literary merits of Robert Louis Stevenson. It ends as something else entirely.”
- Games of Chance Series by Sulla (Explicit) “Sherlock realizes that he’s lacking in a certain area of his education, and asks John to assist him.”
- Thought Experiments by entanglednow (Explicit) “Thought experiment: an attempt to solve a problem using the power of human imagination.”
- Infallible Data by kaalee (Mature) “Observation is a way of life for Sherlock. Observation of John Watson, however, is an entirely different affair.”
- Come at Once and Join Me There by mistyzeo (Mature) “John still has nightmares sometimes. Sherlock can help.”
- Let’s Make a Bed Out in the Rain by theimprobable1 (Mature) “John is devastated after his long-term girlfriend leaves him. Sherlock helps him through it.”
- I Prefer to Text by ellie_hell (Teen and Up) “Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.”
- Only Human by irisbleufic (Explicit) “John knows he’s going to witness Sherlock’s weaknesses soon enough.”
After the Fall
- The Deepest Secret Nobody Knows by raina_at (Explicit/Crossposted under ALL-TIME FAVORITES) “Sherlock has been gone from Baker Street for exactly 388 days. When he returns, nothing is quite the way he expected it to be.”
- Sixteen Words by kim47 (Teen and Up) “He can’t find the words.”
- The Quiet Man by ivyblossom (G | WIP) “’Do you just carry on talking when I’m away?’”

WORK IN PROGRESS, CHECK BACK OFTEN >:)
Here is where I keep bookmarks of all the glorious, glorious, GLORIOUS Sherlock fic I’ve come upon. The Sherlock fandom has some of the most talented writers and artists that I’ve ever come upon and hopefully you guys’ll enjoy these brilliant stories as much as I have.
tl;dr GIANT PORN DUMP THAT IS KINDA ORGANIZED AND REGULARLY (READ:OFTEN) UPDATED. ALL STORIES ARE SHERLOCK/JOHN UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE.
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So Sweet It’ll Give You a Toothache
One Big, Happy Family
Someone’s Always Either Jealous or Confused
Lipstick and High Heels
Trans/Genderqueer/Genderswap/Ambiguous
‘Cause Every Girl is Crazy ‘Bout a Sharp Dressed Man
In Another World
Sherlock and his G-String
Asexy Asexuality
Bath Time is Very Dirty
♪ ♫ Feels Like the First Time ♪ ♫
Weapons are a Boy’s Best Friend
mazarin221b’s Secret Closet Shrine
Another beyond fantastic writer whose writing I will never stop squeeing over: mazarin221b. If you have a few extra hours to spend, I suggest reading ALL her stuff.
Honestly. Just check out her page and read EVERYTHING she’s ever published.
abundantlyqueer’s Worship Corner
If you aren’t aware of abudantlyqueer’s existence, well, I pity you because you haven’t experienced John/Sherlock until you’ve read any and all of her stuff. She has her own giant chunk on this page because she is just that fucking fantastic.
The Warzone series
- You’re A Soldier, I’m a Warzone: Episode One (Explicit/Crossposted under John’s Big, Sexy Gun) “Post-episode story for A Study in Pink.”
- You’re A Soldier, I’m a Warzone: Episode Two (Explicit/Crossposted under Playing Doctor) ”Suture porn, John porn, porn porn; irresponsible eroticization of injury, violent death, and John’s pissy-face.”
- You’re A Soldier, I’m a Warzone: Arms Race (Explicit/Crossposted under John’s Big, Sexy Gun) ”My OT3: John/Sherlock/John’s gun.”
Best Laid series
- Best Laid Etc (pt 1) (Explicit/Crossposted under ALL-TIME FAVORITES) “Sherlock has all the information he needs … and information is all anyone needs, right?”
- Best Laid Etc (pt 2) (Explicit/Crossposted under ALL-TIME FAVORITES) “It doesn’t matter if you’re looking for a fight, John’s staff sergeant used to say. What matters is if the other guy is looking for one.”
A Bit Uncategorizeable
The Great Outdoors
His Dark Passenger
ALL-TIME FAVORITES THAT MUST BE READ NO MATTER WHAT
After the Fall
Smoke ‘Em if You Got ‘Em
Are You Set Up For Wi-Fi?
…John comes home early.”
Sherlock has a complicated relationship with drugs, but John gives Sherlock an ultimatum. What John doesn’t realize is what lengths Sherlock might have to go to in order to replace them. What Sherlock doesn’t realize is that John is okay with that.
Quite honestly, one of the most well-written, visually stimulating stories I’ve ever read. The imagery is absolutely phenomenal and second to none. It has an Explicit rating, but I’m assuming it’s for the dark and detailed description of cocaine usage, which again, is so articulately conveyed that it makes me actually want to…well…DO coke, despite how much I abhor drugs. I kinda suck at translating my thoughts into coherent reviews so all I am going to say is READ THIS. YOU WON’T REGRET IT.